Phone sex.
Size matters.
I am your new nightmare!
Life’s a Bench
(via gremlinseverything)
Spider Gremlin makes the world go round.
Television rules the nation.
Dude in the back is mad: “look at Krueger enjoying a fuckin sunbath while he should be out killing innocent people, fuckin slacker!”
Even Krueger gotta take a food break every now and then.
Wear sunblock, save lives.
The only Freddy Krueger.
Critters earrings? Greatest human invention of all time.
Cheap ass monster.
